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Bad Eyesight

Bob wearily trudged into his house and laid down his bag of golf clubs. モHow was your game, darling?ヤ asked his wife, Jane. モI was hitting the ball ok, but my eyesightメs gotten so damn bad I couldnメt see where the ball went.ヤ shrugged Bob.

モWell, youメre 75 years old,ヤ said Jane. モYou canメt expect everything to be like it was. Why donメt you take my brother Jimmy along?ヤ モBut heメs 85 and he doesnメt even play golf any moreナヤ protested Bob. モBut heメs got perfect eyesight,ヤ Jane pointed out. モhe can watch the ball for you.ヤ

So the next day Bob teed off with Jimmy looking on. He swung and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. モDo you see it, do you see it?ヤ asked Bob in anticipation. モYep!ヤ Jimmy answered. モWell where is it?ヤ exclaimed Bob, peering off into the distance.

モI forgot,ヤ said Jimmy.

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